cyber sex sucks…

I think I’m tired of this nonsensical bullshit...
will you crawl under my table and sit there, sucking my cock?
will you dress up as my secretary with breasts popping out?
will you put your tongue out so I can put my cock on it?
will you be my pussycat?
will you be my sub?
will you miaow?

My mind is now tired of the words…pussy, cunt, clit, cock, throbbing, spank, balls, suck, lick. They are not words with power anymore, much repetition has rendered them pointless and they exist like emblems in the conversation, like codes for a story on an erotica site. Warning: this conversation may contain some rather graphic, terrifyingly boring, B-grade porn moments.

Suddenly while formulating a sentence, I feel like I’ve lost the ability to string these words together differently. Does real sex also become like this, without us noticing? I don’t think so…real sex still has the ability to surprise.
But so does cyber…it needs however to allow the addition of other words…your suicide jihadi bomber, your pussycat with the sharpest claws, your trickster, your storyteller…
After a point, I can only yowl so much at being spanked across timezones.

But even if I manage to unwrap the interesting stuff from the oft-repeated words, the way it ends always leaves something to be desired. Classic scenarios would include – I will pour honey down the cheeks of your bum and lick it off, which sincerely I have heard so much now, I want to invent a short form for it like ttyl or lol …. HBLO – honey bum lick off
To which I can say – and I feel your tongue on the puckered flesh or TPF
To which he can say – TTYL or rather …
Eh...my gf (that would be girlfriend, and it embarrasses me to no end, because gf and bf is what one said in school) just walked in, I have to go

BUT
…the best one so far...
I want to do a threesome with my other sub who is Japanese...an mff

Gaaah, how can one poor brown sub in India, on low bandwidth compete with like a true-blue geisha from Japan, equipped with technology of the first world, hence it is probably a very sexy looking webcam with higher pixel ratio and better sound quality...

So… an update on how we fuck these days
Image size: 2304 X 1728 pixels versus 1152 X 864 pixels
Webcam image size: 640 X 480 pixels versus 720 X 480
Network speed: 512 kbps versus 768 kbps
Sound quality: mic on earpiece versus built in mic